“Do you know the present value of your husband´s policy?” the life insurance salesman asked his client. “What do you mean?” countered the woman. “If you should lose your husband, what would you get?” asked the salesman. The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, “Probably a poodle.” http://www.barricksinsurance.com/insurance_jokes.html
A man is walking down the street smoking, drinking bourbon and swearing to himself. A preacher came over to him and dressed him down good. He finished with “I´m 64 years old and I have never smoked, drank or swore!” The man replied “Yes, and you have never sold insurance either!”
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. “Be still, my heart,” thought my friend, “my daughter wants to follow [...]
Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies service. The first one said, “When one of our insureds died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening.” The second one said, “When [...]
When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Florida. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints — this hurts, that’s stiff, I’m tireder and slower, [...]
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “take a left when you enter the trailer park”. 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is “an apple a day”. [...]