Mr. James Barricks, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher: “I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to take [...]
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals You feel like the night before and you haven’t been anywhere You get winded playing chess Your children begin to look middle aged You begin to outlive enthusiasm Your mind makes contracts your body can’t [...]
This year we will experience four unusual dates, 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, and 11/11/11. Now…go figure this out—-take the last two digits of the year you were born, plus the age you will be THIS year and it will equal 111. It works for everyone.
When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Florida. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints — this hurts, that´s stiff, I´m tireder and slower, [...]
A retired insurance agent, now in his mid 70′s, about to receive anesthesia is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon should only perform the operation. The old man signalled to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” asked the son. “Don´t be jittery son, perform [...]